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11 June 2010 @ 01:48 am
CHEWYSTORIES Hicks with dicks  
Hicks with dicks by chewableproseTitle | Hicks with dicks
Author | chewableprose 
Fandom | The Dukes of Hazzard: The beginning
Pairing | Bo/Luke Duke
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Ficlet | Cousins Bo and Luke Duke have been apart so long they don’t recognise each other when sent to work the land with their Uncle Jesse following run-ins with the law in their respective counties. Trapped in a town where all the women have sworn off sex before marriage, at first it seems their days will be filled with mud and hay and the smell of pig shit in the morning. However, what begins as a bitter reunion soon turns sweet for the horny country boys when, with the help of The General Lee — their 1969 Dodge Charger — opportunities arise to make the best of their time together, wreaking havoc and finding an outlet for all that pent up yearning — both in and out of the stables.
Courtesy | the title text is courtesy SaggerzSkaterz from their porn film of the same name, featuring the self-fellating Jeremiah Johnson
Disclaimer | this is a work of Photoshop manipulation, the author of this work does not, in any way, profit from the work and all creative rights to the characters belong to their original creator(s)


Bo, Luke and Jesse DukeFiclet | Cousins Bo and Luke Duke have been apart so long they don’t recognise each other when sent to work the land with their Uncle Jesse following run-ins with the law in their respective counties. Trapped in a town where all the women have sworn off sex before marriage, at first it seems their days will be filled with mud and hay and the smell of pig shit in the morning. However, what begins as a bitter reunion soon turns sweet for the horny country boys when, with the help of The General Lee — their 1969 Dodge Charger — opportunities arise to make the best of their time together, wreaking havoc and finding an outlet for all that pent up yearning — both in and out of the stables.

Notes | Films from the slapstick buddy genre like this one may be lightweight up top, but are full of hoyay, and so expect to see many more manips from its likes in the future. Think of the ‘this doesn’t leave the cave’ scene in Without a paddle, the truckie beat scene in Dumb and dumber or that legendary make out scene in Dude, where’s my car? as examples; The Dukes of Hazzard: The beginning is no different. There’s a lot of touching each other and homosexual references that seem there to point out the eroticised positioning of the boys (such as Cooter telling the sexually inexperienced Luke he’d try ‘guy-on-guy action’ or Bo’s almost orgasmic enjoyment at watching Luke hand stuff a chicken then squirt a juicy load of seasoning all over it). I suspect the reason why homoeroticism in films like these is tolerated and even enjoyed by a largely male audience is because they feature characters who are portrayed as so dumb as to not even recognise that for two guys to make out with each other in public to ‘better’ a heterosexual couple in a game in an adjacent car — to use an extreme example — is actually to lose out in the ‘let’s measure our dicks exercise’ (hence the expression on the faces of the ‘in the social-coding-loop’ couple). I also suspect it pampers to each man’s own internal homophobia.

But isn’t Bo and Luke’s sexual fluidity (albeit unintentional and presented as an inability to recognise and abide by codes of what is and is not acceptable forms of male bonding) in some ways liberating? The boys’ crossdressing and Bo wanting to be ‘treated like a lady’ by the man who grabs his arse is one example, as is the much more frequent instances of men crying, also typical in films from this genre. Of course, I also made this manip because of the pretty. Randy Wayne as Luke (who was also in Dreamboy) and Jonathan Bennett as Bo (who has been romantically linked with Kyle XY’s Matt Dallas, who played gay in Camp daze) are frequently shirtless and pantsless throughout. As per the summary, manips show the boys bonking in and out of the barn, with and without The General Lee, in detail, widescreen and poster formats.

 
 
Hicks with dicks in the field (detail) by chewableprose

Hicks with dicks in the barn (detail) by chewableprose

Hicks with dicks in the field (poster) by chewableprose
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andstillitmoves on June 11th, 2010 08:50 am (UTC)
Oh, how I find lower class guys hot.
chewableprose on June 11th, 2010 10:02 am (UTC)
Hehe, yeah, Bo and Luke are very yummy. Thanks for commenting.

Edited at 2010-06-11 10:03 am (UTC)
andstillitmoves on June 11th, 2010 10:04 am (UTC)
The 'masculine bit of rough' cliche is just...mmm.
chewableprose on June 12th, 2010 04:31 am (UTC)
For sure, how do you read it though? Do you find you associate yourself with one of the 'bit of rough' characters, and hence visualise the sex with another character at that same level, hence both experiencing sex of the lowly kind while also observing it from a distance? I'm interested because in this case I would suggest that both characters are probably at the same level.
andstillitmoves on June 12th, 2010 09:14 am (UTC)
I actually fantasise about myself-as-gay-refined-intellectual being seduced/used by someone more 'authentically male'.
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chewableprose on June 12th, 2010 04:35 am (UTC)
Hehe, thanks. It's almost simpler isn't it? A Sunday 'roll in the hay'.
tomboytoy on August 11th, 2010 03:43 pm (UTC)
What can I say about your work that I haven't said yet...

I haven't seen this movie but it seems to respect the original serie in terms of "gay subtext". About your manip it's nice but there are some problem in terms of Perspective and size (the car is really small compared to the boys and they seem to be weirdly place in term of perspective. Beside that, your work on the boy seems flawless.

Ps; nice analysis of this kind of movies ;)
chewableprose on August 12th, 2010 04:38 am (UTC)
Thanks Tom, I completely agree with you. I think this is my most problematic manip so far, looking at it now, there's so much I'd do differently. Thanks for the feedback, and I'm glad you liked the genre commentary.
sebfan06 on May 5th, 2011 12:39 am (UTC)
now i'd actually watch the movie if it had this scene
chewableprose on May 6th, 2011 04:16 am (UTC)
Haha, thanks :).
caspianlewis01 on October 23rd, 2011 10:28 pm (UTC)
awesome work! didn't know the rumour about matt or john but hope its true!
chewableprose on October 29th, 2011 07:48 am (UTC)
Thanks so much, me too :).