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26 May 2010 @ 01:19 am
CHEWYSTORIES Sex wax  
Sex wax by chewableproseTitle | Sex wax
Author | chewableprose 
Fandom | House of wax
Pairing | Wade/Nick Jones
Rating |
Ficlet | Holed up in a wax museum in godforsaken Ambrose, it had been an evening so terrifying it were as if it had been plucked straight from a cheesy horror film. Seperated from the others, with the killer sure to be close by and all the pent-up horniness of almost being sliced and diced pumping through them, in place of panic Nick Jones and his sister’s squeeze — Wade something-or-rather — figured an impromtu fuck just what they needed to smooth out some of those tensions. What ensued was bum sex so sweaty it threatened to bring the house down, literally.
Inspiration | Wade’s mesomorphic physique and Nick’s endowment were intentionally exaggerated. In this regard I take inspiration from the manips of the talented texan_sol, who deliberately enlarges anal cavities to mesmerising effect
Disclaimer | this is a work of Photoshop manipulation, the author of this work does not, in any way, profit from the work and all creative rights to the characters belong to their original creator(s)


Ficlet | Holed up in a wax museum in godforsaken Ambrose, it had been an evening so terrifying it were as if it had been plucked straight from a cheesy horror film. Seperated from the others, with the killer sure to be close by and all the pent-up horniness of almost being sliced and diced pumping through them, in place of panic Nick Jones and his sister’s squeeze — Wade something-or-rather — figured an impromtu fuck just what they needed to smooth out some of those tensions. What ensued was bum sex so sweaty it threatened to bring the house down, literally.

Chad Michael Murray and Jared PadaleckiNotes | There’s a reason why hormone-engorged heterosexual teenage boys like taking their girlfriends to horror films. That reason’s sex — it’s also, arguably, about the only time the ‘Yawn. Plant arm.’ routine actually works. Being scared makes you horny — at least according to culture-lore, which says this is the case both intra and extratextually. For the purpose of Sex wax we’re going to consider the sex-inducing properties of horror films from within, along with the consequences that come of giving into the temptation of ‘sex under threat of death’. According to Randy from the 1996 self-aware Scream, abstinence is a ‘rule’ one must abide by in order to survive a horror film. “You can never have sex,” he said, “sex equals death.” Why is this? If you believe Julie — riding the coattails of the trend-setting Scream — from the 1997 I know what you did last summer, urban legends (or for our purpose, horror films) are “fictional stor[ies] created to warn young girls of the dangers of having premarital sex”. This seems a fair observation when you consider the traditional horror heroine/survivor who is almost exclusively a champion of chastity while her counterparts (friends or foes) are typically skankalicious, and their roles short-lived because of it. House of wax is no exception, heiress of skank Paris Hilton being one of the first to die, but not before many a sexual romp. This brings us to the inspiration behind Sex wax, which is that Wade is short-changed on the sex front. By this I mean, following on from the culture-lore of horror films (and the gothic genre more broadly), I accept that he had to die — he stood in the way of the film’s realisation of incestial desire (a recurrent and celebrated undertone of gothic narratives) — however did so with his sexual appetites remaining unfed (he isn’t even given a last name, his function being to legitimise Carly’s virtuous denial of heterosexual desire). So essentially, once he had served his purpose and established Carly’s heterosexuality, Wade had to die so that his girlfriend and her brother could subtextually ‘get down and waxy’, but where’s his sex? Paige (Paris) may have ended up with a pole through her head, but atleast she got to fuck a lot before. And since being the boyfriend of our padlocked panties heroine made vaginal sex out of the question, why shouldn’t he get a round with the next best thing: her brother. Other than petitioning for Wade’s sexual comeuppence, other motivations behind this work include the sexual tension between the boys, both onscreen (as Nick so clearly disapproves of Wade — nothing some hot sweaty bum sex wouldn’t fix) and off (the CW boys often being seen together and even sharing TV spots, them both seeming to like each other — again nothing some hot sweaty bum sex wouldn’t improve), as well as the “Hey, you guys gonna have sex?” pissing scene. Finally, and before anyone flames, it should be noted that Wade’s mesomorphic physique and Nick’s endowment were intentionally exaggerated to bring them in line with the circus titties of the cheap chicks in most horror films. In this way Wade’s hulkish appearance is almost cartoonish, and that’s how I intended it. The pool of cum is similarly outlandish, however I did compromise on this by providing two versions of the manip for those more subtly inclined. I take inspiration from the manips of the talented mythagowood, who deliberately enlarges anal cavities to mesmerising effect.

 
Sex wax (with cum) by chewableprose

Sex wax (square, with cum) by chewableprose Sex wax (square, without cum) by chewableprose

Sex wax (without cum) by chewableprose
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chewableprose on October 4th, 2011 09:15 am (UTC)
Hehe, it's fun.